1. ¿What’s Bueno? ¡Self-Empowering Boy’s Briefs! ¡2-Pack!


    HERE’S what’s bueno at the dollar store, specifically Super Dollar, that one down the street from me:

    Why, it’s a 2-pack of boys briefs — and you know they’re good: They’ve got the Spongebob Squarepants Seal of Approval on ’em!


    See, they help build self-esteem and promote a healthy self-image — by reinforcing the message to the wearer that he’s gorgeous.


    My rating: 6 out of 7 dollar signs, on account of I covered the “girls boxer” version of these two years ago, and now it’s — hold on, let me do the math — now it’s two years later, and rather than Nickelodeon/Viacom having shut them down, somehow these creepy underpants have become a dollar store staple. 

    And as you collectors know, the best items in any extensive collection of a licensed property are always the unauthorized items.

    Posted by on December 13, 2015, 7:59 PM.

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