1. Earlier Tonight At Wendy’s!

    “Big news, Budek: We’re really heating things up with our Jalapeno Fresco Spicy Chicken Sandwich which features Wendy’s signature spicy blend and 100% all white meat chicken breast, topped with fresh, diced jalapenos and specially made ghost pepper sauce, and capped with a bakery-inspired, freshly toasted red jalapeno bun.

    “And you know, Budek, the heat is complemented with savory flavors from warm, melty cheese sauce, delicious Colby Pepper Jack cheese — and a crunchy red onion.

    “So, Budek, I need you to get up on that ladder and change the sign to tell our customers about it. And I need you to do it right away!”

    “I already did it, Boss.”

    “You did?!  When?”

    “Oh, gust a few minutes ago.”


    Posted by on March 19, 2016, 11:28 PM.

  2. Two Girls, One Cat!



    “The signs were there all the time,” admitted Beth upon waking to an empty house. Kim and Fluffy were gone, off to start a new life without her.


    Posted by on March 4, 2016, 3:00 AM.

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