1. The Cooler Stool!

    HERE’S a merry little caper I came up with just for you. Are you ready?

    In the paper the other day, I saw an ad for the Cooler Stool, sure.

    I have it on good authority that it can also be used by medical delivery services to keep a sample properly chilled on its way from the proctologist to the lab.

    But then it’s the Stool Cooler.

    Print this one out and keep it in your wallet for a fun alternative to the 75¢ tip you usually leave at Bob Evans.

    Posted by on June 8, 2011, 9:00 AM.

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