So I Was Shoplifting From Target The Other Day…
…or rather, I was about to.
I mean, a fellow could go broke buying razor blades otherwise!
Forty-two bucks?! And you only get a dozen!
Let’s remember, folks, I’m Slovak – a dozen razors only keeps my neck, shoulders and about a third of my back reasonably smooth for about four days, if that.
So I’m heading towards the exit with these – and, sure, I’m aware that these security disks start emitting a loud, high-pitched screech when you try to get past those posts at the doors. But I had my earplugs in and my running shoes on – I wasn’t too worried.
Thank God, though, I turned it over before I went through with it!
Apparently now they also release live spiders! No thank you!