Quite Recently At Wendy’s!
“Hey, boss, chu want me to change the sign out front?”
“No need, Budek! I got this surplus computer on the cheap from IBM that I’ve unprogrammed from whatever it is it used to do and reprogrammed to change the sign automatically!”
“What could posible go wrong?”
“That’s the spirit, Budek! Now then, Deep Blue, we need to let customers know about our new Spicy Chipotle Crispy Chicken Sandwich and our Spicy Chipotle Jr. Cheeseburger – both loaded with pepperjack cheese, zesty jalopeños and spicy chipotle sauce. At under a buck each, 99¢ has never been hotter! You got all that, Deep Blue?”
“whirrr! click! beep beep! Got it, boss! click click! whirrrrrr! beeeeeeeep!”