1. Four Score And…Come On Lucky Seven! Papa Needs A New Stovepipe Hat!


    Before he freed the slaves, young Abe Lincoln was well-known not only for splitting rails, but splitting pairs.


    Update!  Adds a pal: “Young Lincoln?! That’s clearly a photo of Robert ‘F’ Kennedy!”

    Yes, yes, well, I can see that now, but where was this reader at two-thirty in the morning when I was drunkenly posting this? Besides, what clever wordplay could possibly have accompanied that? Something about cashing in your chips at the Ambassador Hotel? See, it doesn’t work.
    Too Soon? Too Soon?

    Posted by on November 30, 2015, 2:30 AM.

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