1. ¿What’s Bueno? Stackable Israeli Planters!

    HEY! I’m in jail for a few days taking care of that public indecency thing from July 4th (A plea of “no contest” is not an admission of guilt!) But no worries! Before I surrendered myself, I set up a bunch of these What’s Bueno at the 99¢ Only Store things that no one cares about to run in my absence!

    Onward!

    Item No. 5071/607831 Made In Israel Planter

    Yes, according to the sticker on them, that’s what these things are called – Item No. 5071/607831 Made In Israel Planter!

    And they’re ingenious! Apparently when they’re not defending their sovereignty against whoever they’re always fighting with, New Zealand, I think, when they’re not training their youth for the army, Israel is manufacturing these amazing planters! Now, above there, what you’re seeing is a big stack of them.  Each one is 99¢ only and what you do, see, is you buy multiple planters and you stack them like this:

    Stack them like that, and you can go as high as you want.  But you put your dirt and plants in them first.  Here’s what mine looks like, all filled with baby’s breath or some crap and also petunias. (Yes, petunias!  They’re very pretty!)

    Okay, okay, they don’t look as good as I hoped. Sadly, that photo was taken well over a month ago, and they look even worse now!  I don’t have a green thumb, brother – I have a brown thumb!  It’s covered with Kraft Philadephia Cream Cheese Indulgence Dark Chocolate Spread.  That, friends, is what is known in the comedy world as a “call back.”

    And that call back would make more sense if I hadn’t butchered an originally much longer post into half a dozen smaller ones! Speaking of butchering, and knife-like weapons, it’s time to “fall out” for the showers! Wish me luck!

    Wait, I’m supposedly blogging from jail now…?

    Posted by on September 6, 2012, 6:00 AM.

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