1. What’s 33% Less Bueno at The Dollar Tree!

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    LIKE YOU, I enjoy a good factory-made, individually wrapped brownie.  To that end, Mrs. Freshley’s fits the bill fine, just fine! Hers are a joy for the tongue, they’re easy on the wallet, and most importantly, like most pre-packaged, ready-to-eat factory brownie slabs, they have the density of a white dwarf – a delicious, chocolatey white dwarf!

    Mrs. Freshley doesn’t play favorites, either – you can find her wares at both your local Dollar Tree and your local 99¢ Only Store.

    And here’s something new she’s done! Look!  Look!

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    Well, I know I speak for all budget-minded consumers everywhere when I say, “It’s about goddamned time!”

    I can’t tell you how often I’ve groused about the unwieldy, cumbersome, yes, inconvenient six-brownie box Mrs. Freshley used to foist on us!

    What the hell was she thinking?

    Six brownies?!

    Who does she think I’m packing lunches for here, the Brady Bunch? What in God’s name am I – is anyone – going to do with half a dozen brownies?

    And let’s not even get into my bad back and my sciatica and all the extra stress it puts on my knees, plodding painfully through the dollar store lugging a box weighted down with two extra brownies, trying desperately not to scream out in agony with every step I take! Let’s not even mention that!  Sheesh!

    Anyway, all that’s behind us, thank goodness, with this Convenient 4 Count Size.

    Posted by on January 16, 2013, 12:02 AM.

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