1. Snickers Peanut Butter Eggs!

    LET’S cut to the chase here, folks! It’s late!  Neither of us has time for any dilly-dallying today!

    Snickers Peanut Butter Eggs are what’s bueno at the 99¢ Only Store this week!

    Yes, they’re Easter-themed, but you don’t have to be a good, God-fearing Christian like me to enjoy a Snickers Peanut Butter egg. The delight your tastebuds will experience is purely non-non-secular, so even if your unfortunate choice of religion has doomed you to an eternity of damnation in the fiery pits of hell, you can enjoy a Snickers Peanut Butter Egg now, here on earth.  In fact, you’d probably better enjoy them now – that chocolate doesn’t do to well in environments over about 82 degrees.

    Like the rest of my, what?, six regulars, you come to this website for the nudity. You’ve waited long enough. Here you go:

    Oh my God, it looks good enough to eat – which is just what I did: I ate it right up! Just as quick as you please!

    Our panel nominated Snickers Peanut Butter Egg as this week’s What’s Bueno At The 99¢ Only Store item based on two specific, whaddayacall, criteriums:

    1.) Taste: They taste really good!
    2.) Price: The 99¢ Only Store is selling them for three for 99¢!  You can’t beat that price, I guarantee it! Those crooks at Walgreens, for instance, demand an astronomical 59¢ for just one of these! And my attorney would like me to note, by the way, that Walgreens does not employ crooks! Good people there at Walgreens!

    Anyway, if you really want to make an impression on a loved one, or a loved blogger (hint hint!), pass on the jelly beans, forget those disgusting Peeps – just fill up an Easter basket with thirty of these babies!

    You can’t go wrong and you’re out less than lousy ten bucks because, to reiterate, Snickers Peanut Butter Eggs are flying out the door at the 99¢ Only Store for three for 99¢!

    And that’s the before-Easter price!

    So can you imagine what they’ll be letting these things go for once Easter is over?!

    Oh, you bet I’ll be camping out in front of the store Sunday night to be first in line Monday morning and scoop up all the leftovers at post-Easter further ridiculously discounted prices!

    I just hope that unlike that famous mishap with Jesus’ tomb, the Snickers Peanut Butter Eggs boxes are not empty.

    Posted by on April 6, 2012, 2:08 AM.

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