1. Overpriced Goodwill Item of the Week: A Modern Day Masterpiece!

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    Hold onto your Swiss Rolls, folks – it’s a fan painting of spokescake snackperson Little Debbie!

    Wait a minute – strike that! Reverse it.

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    Looks like someone was eating some Cosmic Brownies – if you know what I mean! – when they took paint to canvas for this nuttier-than-a-Nutty-Bar portrait!

    Judging by those lopsided old-lady-eyes, lack of bottom lashes, asymmetrical arrangement of her features, and somehow wrinkle-free skin, this is not of the original, iconic four-year-old Little Debbie, but rather an imagining of Little Debbie in her mid-eighties after she’s had some work done and suffered a stroke or two.

    $14.99 at Goodwill!

    And frankly, for a painting this size (it’s at least 18″ x 24″) and this bizarre, I almost have a hard time naming it our Overpriced Goodwill Item of the Week.

    Almost.

    But then I think of all the Zebra Cakes you could buy with that money…!

    Posted by on January 17, 2014, 11:48 AM.

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