1. Merry Christmas!

    EVERY family has its own Christmas traditions, some time-honored and serious, others light-hearted and goofy. We Parsnips are no different.

    However, this is the third year in a row where one of us has ended up on a [never-private-enough] emergency room bed while the rest of us, bedecked in our goofiest Christmas sweaters, is left trying to explain to the attending physician how a popcorn ball still wrapped in green cellophane got where it did.

    So perhaps this is one annual (not a typo!) tradition that we’ll be retiring this year. Maybe the ol’ air cannon is best used outdoors to launch corn dogs and individual spare ribs at the family reunion each August.

    This does not necessarily preclude us from using Pop-Pop’s x-ray of the mishap for next year’s holiday card.

    Merry Christmas!

    Posted by on December 25, 2011, 11:17 AM.

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