1. [Keep] Baby Alive!

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    Here’s a Halloween surprise for you, from the good folks at that thrift store up near my gym!

    A coupla, whaddayacall, suitcases!  Just sittin’ there in the appliance section! 

    Two of them, there were!

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    Turns out I’m in the market for a good quality used suitcase!  This fits the bill!

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    Wait a second, it seems kind of heavy!  Maybe there’s something inside…

    Why, there is something inside!

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    Oh my — it’s Resusci Baby!

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    He’s adorable!

    But since there’s two suitcases…  Could it be…?

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    Yes!  It’s Resusci Baby’s twin brother! Oh how will we ever tell ’em apart?!

    Of course…!

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    By wrapping electrical tape around one of their wrists — just like they do in the maternity wards of our better hospitals.

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    “I love you Resusci Baby!”

    Resusci Baby comes in his own carrying case. Resusci Baby’s twin brother sold separately. By Hasbr—

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    …er, by Laerdal Medical Corp.

    Posted by on October 29, 2015, 11:44 AM.

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