1. It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

    WELL, we were fresh out of chandeliers this morning at home, so it was up to me to pick up a new box at Costco on the way home from the gym today. Boy, nothing says class like a chandelier from a warehouse club, and buying ‘em in bulk saves us time and money.


    Costco makes it easy! Just heave it off the pallet, strap it to your pack mule and start back on the long trek up front to any one of two open registers! (Three if Yolanda’s back from break!)

    On my trip there, I must admit I was surprised – at first, anyway – at what I passed along the way.

    Then I realized, yes, of course! It’s August!


    It’s 100 degrees in the shade!


    Why the hell wouldn’t they have the Christmas stuff out already?!


    Posted by on August 29, 2013, 6:32 PM.

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