Holiday Gift Idea #2: A Moment For Yourself!

Hey, look at the quick, easy, thought-free Christmas gift I got for a friend!

I don’t piss away money on coffee myself, saving my precious dollars for alcohol, but I understand this “Starbucks” chain is somewhat popular. So it seemed like a good fit. And while giving cash to pals is considered gauche, gift cards – which we are admonished on the cards themselves to treat as cash – are still somehow acceptable.

Oh, and don’t worry – I’m not ruining the surprise! This is a close friend we’re talking about, i.e., someone who never visits my blog.

Anyway, like you now will, I found the copy on the back a regular delight:

Can we get a closeup? We can?! Excellent!

“Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get for you today?”
“I’d like a moment for myself. I think there’s enough on the gift card.”

Posted by Ted on December 13, 2013, 1:03 AM.