1. A Disturbing Double Standard!

    Oh, sure, you go to Burger King with a few pals for lunch, where you use a spatula – a tool! – to open the door and everyone thinks it’s clever.

    Yet the next day, you meet up with this same group at the Four Seasons for cocktails – handing the valet your trusty pliers with the broken-off nub of the one key you own to your 1991 Honda Prelude  – and now everyone acts like they don’t know you.

    Posted by on June 11, 2012, 8:58 PM.

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