1. A Moral and Ethnical Dilemma Narrowly Averted!

    SO the other day I was over at my local Home Depot looking for some garden decor for the backyard.

    I decided on one of these things:

    racist2

    But it was too heavy for me to carry alone. I’d need help getting it into my car.

    Solution: Get a couple of the day laborers loitering in the parking lot! I mean, that’s what they’re there for, right?

    But then I realized – Crap! That would be totally insulting to them. I…think!  

    Hell with it! I bought one of these instead:

    moaifern

    I just hope none of the guys who helped load it into the Tercel were from Easter Island! Ha!

    Posted by on August 5, 2013, 3:33 AM.

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