1. Now I’m Going To Be Hearing “I Told You To Write It Down!” For The Next Two Weeks!

    SO LORI CALLS ME at work and asks me to pick up something for her on the way home. Fine; no big deal, right?  Mm.

    This is apparently what she wanted:

    This is what I got:

    But like I told her – they say you’re supposed to switch your deodorants every so often anyway, right? And I’m sure the big presentation she’s giving tomorrow that she’s been so stressed about will go fine.

    Oh, believe me, folks – the copy I originally wrote for this one was worse.

    Posted by on July 11, 2012, 2:20 AM.

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