1. Like I’m A Piece Of Meat!

    Hey, look at the sign I saw at the gym!


    I’m a bit confused, though. Today is “Member Appreciation Day”…?  Just today…?

    Judging by the ogling I’m constantly subjected to by those lookie-loos in the showers, I thought every day was “Member Appreciation Day!” Ha ha ha!

    Sure, I laugh now, but I always leave that locker room feeling optically violated. And yet it’s the women in there who complain about me!

    Posted by on October 30, 2013, 10:19 AM.

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