1. Here’s a No-Brainer, 99¢ Only Store-Style!


    Eight lousy ounces of lame, “lite” whipped topping for 99¢ only…or sixteen ounces — that’s a full pound or pint (depending on whether the whipped topping self-identifies as a solid or a liquid ) —  of the regular, fatty, good kind for that same 99¢ only!


    And if for some reason you’re still on the fence, here, let me push you over with this bit of information: You’re only saving a lousy 5 calories per serving by eating the lite version!

    Anyway, I trust you’ll make the right decision.

    Posted by on June 3, 2016, 5:20 PM.

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