1. Helping the Stupid People!

    It’s what I do!

    Why did I buy these?

    To help the stupid people, of course!

    By purchasing these, it’s one less package for some dumbass to waste his or her money on and then put on eBay in hopes that they’re the only genius who thought of this and that they’re actually going to become rich selling secondhand Twinkies.

    Also, I wanted something I could feel good about for breakfast tomorrow.

    Posted by on November 16, 2012, 4:57 PM.

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