1. Apparently They’ve Solved That Pesky Helium Shortage!

    And – good news! – just in time for Valentine’s Day!



    Yet these shots don’t come close to doing justice to the breathtaking sight of this school of hundreds and hundreds of majestic heart-shaped mylar balloons floating up at the ceiling of the local Dollar Tree, with their deadly ribbon tentacles trailing below.

    Deadly, I guess, if you got one wrapped around your neck and then the balloon gets tangled in a ceiling fan or  sucked into the engine of a low-flying plane or something.

    So let’s be careful out there today, huh?

    Posted by on February 14, 2014, 2:29 AM.

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