1. ¿What’s Bueno? ¡Scalia’s Replacement!

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    LOOK, it’s bound to happen eventually — the entire Supreme Court will be entirely replaced by robots. Mark my words! It’s in the Bible!

    And it just makes sense, you know: There’ll be no more complaints about conservative this or liberal that. Every decision will be completely fair and totally unbiased.

    One Dollar Zone in Milford, Connecticut shows us the future is here today, if Obama is brave enough to appoint this guy:

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    And as an impartial, unfeeling, emotionless robot that can’t be bought, here’s a judge that’ll be in nobody’s pocket!

    That is, as long as no one puts it in their pocket. Because it’d fit.

    Technically, it can be bought, too, I suppose. In fact, it has to be bought if you want one.

    Okay, maybe all of this was a terrible, terrible idea.

    Posted by on February 17, 2016, 1:30 PM.

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