1. ¿What’s Bueno at the Dollar Store? ¡Captain America Pretzels!

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    Here’s a ¿What’s Bueno? item for the 16.67% of my, what?, six readers who are big fans of all them Marvel superheroes:

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    Available at 99¢ Only, it’s a bag of organic pretzels with Captain America on the package!

    Since pretzels are already a low-fat snack, and these are organic as well, here’s a snack I can feel good about eating!

    …And as such, I wanted nothing to do with them, instead choosing something sweet & fatty from the Hostess shelf.

    They’re also made in the USA, so that’s a good fit for patriotic Captain America! Heaven knows we Americans have had it up to here with all those cheap, imported pretzels. No artificial flavors, either — and I can’t tell you how sick I am of eating half a bag of pretzels before noticing the first ingredient listed on the bag is “artificial pretzel flavoring.” Not a problem here, folks!

    Best of all, the irony of Super Soldier Serum-enhanced Captain America appearing on an organic brand called “Pure Growth” makes these pretzels — which, again I didn’t buy and have never tasted — that much more delicious!

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    My rating: 6.5 out of 7 stars, because why not? No one reads these things for the ratings anyway. Who am I kidding? No one reads these things period.

    Posted by on June 10, 2016, 3:49 PM.

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